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Everyone gets junk mail!

May 25th 2010 00:57
wooden ship

Although my traffic has increased over the past few months, I'm not so full of myself the I believe everybody is reading my nuggets of wisdom and insights.

Those of you who do read with regularity, have probably noticed that I've mentioned the fact that I don't have a boat or plan to get one.


None-the-less, I got an offer in the mail today saying I could insure my boat for only pennies a day!

Go figure!!!!!



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Catch of the day!

May 16th 2010 04:29
drone
What if you were fishing and found something like this?

I thought I had seen it all the day I pulled in a bicycle frame but that's nothing compared to the angler who hauled in a drone missile while fishing the Gulf of Mexico.


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HUH? Fish pedicures???????

April 25th 2010 15:57
Fact is often stranger than fiction.

That phrase is proven once again by this link.

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Stolen tackle on Ebay?????

March 8th 2010 05:15
spinner baits
Although I try to warn people about buying fishing equipment on the Web, it's usually because I don't want them buying a pig-in-a-poke or end up with the wrong thing in their quest to save a buck or two.

I have to admit though, I never thought of the story I read about an enterprising UK man who stole fishing tackle and then sold it on Ebay.

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When is a fish a fish?

February 28th 2010 01:37
It's going to take the U.S. Government to determine if certain fish from Vietnam are actually catfish because the imports are hurting domestic business.

In order to begin their campaign, U.S. catfish producers must get the Department of Agriculture to say the fish from Vietnam is truly a catfish. Sounds simple, right? There may be trouble because only seven years ago catfish farmers successfully lobbied to have the Vietnamese fish designated as something other than a catfish.

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How much will tuna cost?

January 10th 2010 05:51
tuna fish
The last time you went to the grocery store, how much did you pay for a can of tuna?

Recently some Japanese paid $177,000 for a 513 lb. tuna.

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Woman eats goldfish!

December 31st 2009 00:58
goldfish

I think this is a fitting story to end 2009

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The saga of the flushed goldfish

November 8th 2009 01:18
Goldfish
We're watching you!

If goldfish could talk, what a tale they could tell! At least that's the case for one lucky goldfish in Lanarkshire, Scotland. His owner thought Pooh, as the fish has come to be called, was going belly up and down the tubes he went--the fish that is. Until he was rescued by a sewer worker.

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What are you REALLY eating?

November 1st 2009 02:53
Here's a pretty cool story about a restaurateur who got in trouble for selling low grade fish as high profile cuisine.

Someone at work brought this to me last week when they heard I was on another catfish kick.

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We can use a good laugh*

September 13th 2009 03:41
I tought this was pretty funny when someone showed it to me.

I hope you like it too!

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Has it been THAT long?

July 10th 2009 00:01
fish8ng rod

Angling Fish is two years old today!

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You're never too old to fish A LOT!

June 17th 2009 00:27
Here's a link to a story that ought to put a smile on your face.

This story is the account of a British angler who has landed 495 different species in different parts of the world.

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Another big catch with a Barbie rod!

April 12th 2009 05:13
There must be something about those Barbie fishing rods. A little less than a year ago, I posted about a little girl and her dad who caught a big fish. It's happened again. A little girl from North Carolina and her father landed a 21 pound catfish! That comes to just a shade over 9.5 kilos!

Let's be fair, though. This was done on 6 pound test line. The other fish was caught on four pound test. ( I hope they know I was kidding!)

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Merry Christmas!!

December 24th 2008 23:47
As Joe Cool would say..."Have a cool yule!"


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A crab story

September 24th 2008 03:17
Here's one you may like...

A Maryland guy was leaving the bay with an ice chest full of illegal sized crabs when he was stopped by a game warden.

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A fishing joke

August 13th 2008 00:28
The game warden noticed that a guy caught a stringer full EVERY day.

"What's your secret?" he finally asked.

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A couple from fishingpixels.com

October 7th 2007 00:03
shark

Anything with sharks gets my attention.


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